Date: Saturday, 4/1/2008
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.
Regards,
Barry Bonds
Date: Monday, 4/10/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Ryan Zimmerman.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Kevin Dixon
Dear Sir,
Kevin Dixon has an ERA of 1.93 at AA Akron Aeros!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Mike Brantley
Dear Sir,
Mike Brantley has nothing more to prove at AA Akron Aeros!
He has an AVG of .360 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Carlos Santana
Dear Sir,
Carlos Santana is hitting the ball well at AA Akron Aeros!
He has an AVG of .313, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Michael Hall
Dear Sir,
Michael Hall has an AVG of .277 at A Lake County Captains!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Adam Davis
Dear Sir,
Adam Davis has nothing more to prove at AA Akron Aeros!
He has an AVG of .279 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Scott Lewis
Dear Sir,
Scott Lewis has nothing more to prove at AA Akron Aeros!
He has an ERA of 2.82 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Christopher Buck
Dear Sir,
Christopher Buck has an AVG of .345 at A Lake County Captains!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Mark Thompson
Dear Sir,
Mark Thompson is hitting the ball well at A Lake County Captains!
He has an AVG of .276, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Timothy Fedroff
Dear Sir,
Timothy Fedroff is hitting the ball well at A Lake County Captains!
He has an AVG of .293, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Curtus Haley
Dear Sir,
Curtus Haley has an ERA of 3.77 at A Lake County Captains!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Christopher Gimenez
Dear Sir,
Christopher Gimenez has an AVG of .287 at AA Akron Aeros!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Luis Valbuena
Dear Sir,
Luis Valbuena has an AVG of .301 at AA Akron Aeros!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Jason Denham
Dear Sir,
Jason Denham isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Akron Aeros!
He has an AVG of .212, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/6/2008
Subject: Progress of Beau Mills
Dear Sir,
Beau Mills has nothing more to prove at A Lake County Captains!
He has an AVG of .280 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/6/2008
Subject: Progress of Nate Recknagel
Dear Sir,
Nate Recknagel is hitting the ball well at A Lake County Captains!
He has an AVG of .275, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/8/2008
Subject: Progress of Jansy Infante
Dear Sir,
Jansy Infante has an AVG of .294 at A Lake County Captains!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/11/2008
Subject: Progress of Damaso Espino
Dear Sir,
Damaso Espino has nothing more to prove at AA Akron Aeros!
He has an AVG of .281 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Progress of Matthew LaPorta
Dear Sir,
Matthew LaPorta has nothing more to prove at AA Akron Aeros!
He has an AVG of .407 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/18/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Ricardo Rincon
Date: Friday, 5/19/2008
Subject: Progress of Nick Weglarz
Dear Sir,
Nick Weglarz has nothing more to prove at A Lake County Captains!
He has an AVG of .283 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/20/2008
Subject: Progress of Casey Lambert
Dear Sir,
Casey Lambert has nothing more to prove at AA Akron Aeros!
He has an ERA of 3.89 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/1/2008
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Jermaine Dye
Date: Monday, 6/12/2008
Subject: Progress of Michael Finocchi
Dear Sir,
Michael Finocchi has an ERA of 3.86 at AA Akron Aeros!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/13/2008
Subject: Progress of Dallas Caviezell
Dear Sir,
Dallas Caviezell has an ERA of 3.95 at AA Akron Aeros!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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