Date: Saturday, 4/1/2008
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. This will
probably be my last year. Just wanted to let you know!
Regards,
Randy Johnson
Date: Sunday, 4/23/2008
Subject: Barry Zito injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Knocked Out Teeth.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Alexander Moreno
Dear Sir,
Alexander Moreno has an AVG of .282 at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Tyler Graham
Dear Sir,
Tyler Graham has nothing more to prove at AA Connecticut Defenders!
He has an AVG of .333 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Antoan Richardson
Dear Sir,
Antoan Richardson has an AVG of .330 at AA Connecticut Defenders!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Shane Jordon
Dear Sir,
Shane Jordon has an AVG of .289 at AA Connecticut Defenders!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Mike Loree
Dear Sir,
Mike Loree is doing pretty good at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
He has an ERA of 2.90, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Joel Weeks
Dear Sir,
Joel Weeks has nothing more to prove at AA Connecticut Defenders!
He has an AVG of .373 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Jose Flores
Dear Sir,
Jose Flores is hitting the ball well at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
He has an AVG of .372, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Angel Villalona
Dear Sir,
Angel Villalona has nothing more to prove at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
He has an AVG of .295 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Michael Ambort
Dear Sir,
Michael Ambort has nothing more to prove at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
He has an AVG of .354 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Anthony Rizzo
Dear Sir,
Anthony Rizzo is hitting the ball well at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
He has an AVG of .314, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Luis Palacios
Dear Sir,
Luis Palacios has an AVG of .292 at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Clayton Tanner
Dear Sir,
Clayton Tanner has nothing more to prove at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
He has an ERA of 3.02 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Ryan Rohlinger
Dear Sir,
Ryan Rohlinger has an AVG of .290 at AA Connecticut Defenders!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/4/2008
Subject: Progress of Chance Corgan
Dear Sir,
Chance Corgan has an ERA of 3.99 at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/13/2008
Subject: Progress of Clay Timpner
Dear Sir,
Clay Timpner has nothing more to prove at AA Connecticut Defenders!
He has an AVG of .277 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/15/2008
Subject: Progress of Conor Gillaspie
Dear Sir,
Conor Gillaspie has nothing more to prove at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
He has an AVG of .277 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/23/2008
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Jimmy Edmonds
Date: Sunday, 5/28/2008
Subject: Progress of Edwin Quirate
Dear Sir,
Edwin Quirate has nothing more to prove at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
He has an ERA of 2.82 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/28/2008
Subject: Progress of Caleb Curry
Dear Sir,
Caleb Curry is hitting the ball well at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
He has an AVG of .280, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/9/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Joe Mauer.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/13/2008
Subject: Matt Downs learns new position
Matt Downs has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "4" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 6/27/2008
Subject: Progress of Joe Martinez
Dear Sir,
Joe Martinez is doing pretty good at AA Connecticut Defenders!
He has an ERA of 3.87, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/28/2008
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/13/2008
Subject: Progress of Mike McBryde
Dear Sir,
Mike McBryde has an AVG of .327 at A Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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