Date: Saturday, 4/1/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Alfonso Soriano.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 4/15/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Christopher Tuller
Dear Sir,
Christopher Tuller has nothing more to prove at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
He has an AVG of .321 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Reynaldo Navarro
Dear Sir,
Reynaldo Navarro has nothing more to prove at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
He has an AVG of .278 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Konrad Schmidt
Dear Sir,
Konrad Schmidt is hitting the ball well at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
He has an AVG of .318, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Josh Whitesell
Dear Sir,
Josh Whitesell has an AVG of .359 at AA Mobile BayBears!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Cody Evans
Dear Sir,
Cody Evans has nothing more to prove at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an ERA of 2.92 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Brendon Duffy
Dear Sir,
Brendon Duffy is hitting the ball well at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an AVG of .333, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Dan Kauffman
Dear Sir,
Dan Kauffman has an AVG of .325 at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Marcus Hallberg
Dear Sir,
Marcus Hallberg has nothing more to prove at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an AVG of .310 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Jarrod Parker
Dear Sir,
Jarrod Parker has nothing more to prove at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an ERA of 3.30 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Sean Coughlin
Dear Sir,
Sean Coughlin has an AVG of .309 at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Pedro Ciriaco
Dear Sir,
Pedro Ciriaco has nothing more to prove at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
He has an AVG of .281 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Edward Easley
Dear Sir,
Edward Easley has an AVG of .374 at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Bryan Byrne
Dear Sir,
Bryan Byrne has nothing more to prove at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an AVG of .340 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Ricardo Sosa
Dear Sir,
Ricardo Sosa is hitting the ball well at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an AVG of .310, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/2/2008
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Chad Qualls
Date: Wednesday, 5/3/2008
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Eric Byrnes
Date: Thursday, 5/4/2008
Subject: William Bergolla learns new position
William Bergolla has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 5/10/2008
Subject: Progress of Daniel Schlereth
Dear Sir,
Daniel Schlereth has an ERA of 3.32 at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Progress of Kyler Newby
Dear Sir,
Kyler Newby is doing pretty good at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an ERA of 3.84, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Progress of Evan Frey
Dear Sir,
Evan Frey has nothing more to prove at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
He has an AVG of .280 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/17/2008
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Jon Garland
Date: Friday, 5/19/2008
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Tony Pena
Date: Friday, 5/19/2008
Subject: Progress of Yusmeiro Petit
Dear Sir,
Yusmeiro Petit is doing pretty good at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an ERA of 3.91, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/20/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/25/2008
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Ben Sheets
Date: Sunday, 5/28/2008
Subject: Progress of Gerald Parra
Dear Sir,
Gerald Parra is hitting the ball well at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
He has an AVG of .309, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/3/2008
Subject: Progress of Clay Zavada
Dear Sir,
Clay Zavada has nothing more to prove at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an ERA of 3.90 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/3/2008
Subject: Progress of Jesse Orosco JR
Dear Sir,
Jesse Orosco JR has nothing more to prove at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
He has an ERA of 2.91 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/6/2008
Subject: Progress of Tyrell Worthington
Dear Sir,
Tyrell Worthington has an AVG of .276 at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/10/2008
Subject: Augie Ojeda injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Fractured Nose.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 5 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 6/21/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Brain Anderson.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 6/22/2008
Subject: Progress of Damien Walec
Dear Sir,
Damien Walec has an AVG of .278 at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/30/2008
Subject: Progress of Collin Cowgill
Dear Sir,
Collin Cowgill has an AVG of .314 at A South Bend Silver Hawks!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Progress of Juan Gutierrez
Dear Sir,
Juan Gutierrez is doing pretty good at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an ERA of 3.63, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/9/2008
Subject: Progress of Matthew Torra
Dear Sir,
Matthew Torra has nothing more to prove at AA Mobile BayBears!
He has an ERA of 3.92 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/12/2008
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
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