Date: Tuesday, 4/18/2008
Subject: Kevin Youkilis injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Swollen Eye.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 6 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Jonathan Still
Dear Sir,
Jonathan Still is hitting the ball well at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an AVG of .317, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Kris Negron
Dear Sir,
Kris Negron has an AVG of .333 at A Salem Red Sox!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Ryan Kalish
Dear Sir,
Ryan Kalish has nothing more to prove at A Salem Red Sox!
He has an AVG of .276 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Ryan Lavarnway
Dear Sir,
Ryan Lavarnway has an AVG of .371 at A Salem Red Sox!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of William Reddick
Dear Sir,
William Reddick has an AVG of .330 at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Felix Doubront
Dear Sir,
Felix Doubront is doing pretty good at A Salem Red Sox!
He has an ERA of 3.92, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Bobby Lanteigne
Dear Sir,
Bobby Lanteigne is hitting the ball well at A Salem Red Sox!
He has an AVG of .330, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Anthony Rizzo
Dear Sir,
Anthony Rizzo has nothing more to prove at A Salem Red Sox!
He has an AVG of .281 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Miguel Gonzalez
Dear Sir,
Miguel Gonzalez has an ERA of 3.43 at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Hunter Jones
Dear Sir,
Hunter Jones has nothing more to prove at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an ERA of 3.63 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/2/2008
Subject: Progress of Jorge Jimenez
Dear Sir,
Jorge Jimenez has nothing more to prove at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an AVG of .277 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/3/2008
Subject: Progress of George Kottaras
Dear Sir,
George Kottaras has nothing more to prove at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an AVG of .278 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/3/2008
Subject: Progress of Daniel Bard
Dear Sir,
Daniel Bard has an ERA of 3.64 at A Salem Red Sox!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/6/2008
Subject: Progress of Kyle Weiland
Dear Sir,
Kyle Weiland has an ERA of 3.90 at A Salem Red Sox!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/6/2008
Subject: Progress of Argenis Diaz
Dear Sir,
Argenis Diaz has an AVG of .280 at A Salem Red Sox!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/10/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the loss of Jacoby Ellsbury are terrible!
The overall fan interest decreases a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/10/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Matt Kemp.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/11/2008
Subject: Progress of Michael Jones
Dear Sir,
Michael Jones has an AVG of .327 at A Salem Red Sox!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/14/2008
Subject: Progress of Zach Gentile
Dear Sir,
Zach Gentile is hitting the ball well at A Salem Red Sox!
He has an AVG of .284, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/15/2008
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
Jeff Bailey
Date: Tuesday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Joe Inglett.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 5/19/2008
Subject: Progress of Felix Ventura
Dear Sir,
Felix Ventura has nothing more to prove at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an ERA of 2.38 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/20/2008
Subject: Progress of Zachery Daeges
Dear Sir,
Zachery Daeges has an AVG of .278 at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/21/2008
Subject: Progress of Lars Anderson
Dear Sir,
Lars Anderson has nothing more to prove at A Salem Red Sox!
He has an AVG of .415 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/24/2008
Subject: Status of Thomas Keyes
Dear Sir,
Thomas Keyes isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an AVG of .226, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/25/2008
Subject: Progress of Josh Papelbon
Dear Sir,
Josh Papelbon has an ERA of 2.91 at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/27/2008
Subject: Progress of Jered Stanley
Dear Sir,
Jered Stanley has an AVG of .277 at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/27/2008
Subject: Progress of Junichi Tazawa
Dear Sir,
Junichi Tazawa has an ERA of 3.78 at A Salem Red Sox!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/30/2008
Subject: Progress of Nick Hagadone
Dear Sir,
Nick Hagadone has nothing more to prove at A Salem Red Sox!
He has an ERA of 3.27 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/3/2008
Subject: Progress of Jason Place
Dear Sir,
Jason Place has an AVG of .283 at A Salem Red Sox!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/5/2008
Subject: Progress of Deshaun Brooks
Dear Sir,
Deshaun Brooks is hitting the ball well at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an AVG of .277, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/7/2008
Subject: Jason Varitek healing process
Jason Varitek is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 6/8/2008
Subject: Kevin Youkilis
Kevin Youkilis is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 6/10/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 6/22/2008
Subject: Progress of Mark Wagner
Dear Sir,
Mark Wagner is hitting the ball well at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an AVG of .276, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Jason Varitek
Jason Varitek is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/17/2008
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/18/2008
Subject: Progress of Travis Denker
Dear Sir,
Travis Denker has an AVG of .276 at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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